We ordered a test run of our new t-shirt before putting in a full order, and of course we needed someone to put it on. With her dark hair, amazing complexion and natural grace Anita sprang directly to mind.

What we didn't have to do was test it under green slime, but we did anyway because... well, it's what we do.

Of course that meant we had to pour slime of a wriggly and shrieky Anita, but we did anyway because... well, you get the message!